Then you do indeed live a lackluster life. She is the mighty Megalasaurus this side of WordPress. What is a Megalasaurus you ask? (I may have asked myself that after I typed it. Shh don’t tell Rara!):
Megalosaurus (meaning “Great Lizard”, from Greek, μεγαλο-/megalo- meaning ‘big’, ‘tall’ or ‘great’ and σαυρος/sauros meaning ‘lizard’) is a genus of large meat-eating theropod dinosaurs of the Middle Jurassic period (Bathonian stage, 166 million years ago) of Europe (Southern England, France, Portugal). It is significant as the first genus of dinosaur (outside of birds) to be described and named.
Here is a picture of her great-aunt Matilda:
Anyway, Rara is a fantastical self-proclaimed geek of ALL THINGS. Seriously. Under Geekery in her main menu she has a dozen or more sub-cats dealing with health, computers, words, etc. I shit you not, GO LOOK! Sheesh. She is very peppy — not to be confused with preppy — smart, caring, compassionate and married so don’t get your hopes up. I do not know who her mystery man is, but I think he also blogs. Or not. My memory isn’t all that frightfully wondrous. It’s just frightful.
I was so obliged that I let Rarasaur come up with the title to my work. No, not just the “Guest Post:” part, the whole thing.
Alternate Titles could have been:
I Don’t Mind, You Don’t Matter
Mind Over Matter (B.K.A) MOM
Broken Hearted, I Shit You Not
So consider yourselves lucky that we have the pep from Rara to spin that title completely around. It was really awesome to guest post and I am recommending you read it now while you still can. I have this thing about not saving my work so if that disappears, you will forever wonder what magical malarkey was blogged about that very day.
& I just realized it was posted on my nephew’s birthday. How cool! Go read!!
Thank you, Rarasaur!!!
Some to most of this post came out of my ass, figuratively. I do not in fact know for certain that Rara is a Megalosaurus. For all I know she could just be a Megalomaniac. I also am not aware if she has a great-aunt Matilda. Or even if she has a great-aunt. That Megalosaurus pictured I do not believe has a name, though he/she/it could have a million. Like Bobby or Ralph or Betsy Sue. Though, he/she/it sure does have great bone structure. I’m jealous. No person or dinosaur or animal was harmed in the making of this post.
- Guest Post: Kozo Wants A Hug (rarasaur.wordpress.com)
- #rawrLOVE (rarasaur.wordpress.com)
- Guest Post: MissFourEyes Dreams of Super Heroes (missfoureyes.wordpress.com)
- If I hired myself for myself, I’d fix these things. (rarasaur.wordpress.com)
- Guest Post: Zack Puts Life in Perspective (rarasaur.wordpress.com)